So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You made out with two different species that night
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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