would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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