Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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