Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
