My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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