i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Damn victory sex feels great
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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