i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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