So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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