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I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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