god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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