Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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