He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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