I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
