she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So squirting runs in the family.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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