omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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