So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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