So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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