I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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