does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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