I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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