I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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