Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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