This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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