quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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