i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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