I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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