My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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