Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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