I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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