I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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