Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Randomize