hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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