I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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