boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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