I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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