Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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