I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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