i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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