We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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