these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just pynch a tree in the face
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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