love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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