Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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