Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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it's like iHOP with fire
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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