I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
third nipple confirmed
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Randomize
