Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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