Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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