either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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