I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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