i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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