That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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