I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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