Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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